I smell stomach acid.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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