I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Do you remember whose house we're in?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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