I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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