whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Shame - the story of my life.
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