Whod you bang
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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