ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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