put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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