So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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