turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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