Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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