just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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