Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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