We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All I want is dick and wine.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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