these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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