Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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