butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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