the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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