I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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