At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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