Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
