doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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