can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
