Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Come on in and take your pants off
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