her vagine was all disorganized.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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