She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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