Sponge bath it is.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
