I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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