At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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