What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
