everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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