you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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