Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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