your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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