My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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