no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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