We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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