he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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