so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
