Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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