Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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