is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I would fuck him just for his dog
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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