fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How naked do you want me to be?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
