there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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