question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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