she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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