Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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