Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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