I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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