you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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