I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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