I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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