The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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